A short picture story Christmas greeting for fun inspired by a Bad ass Police officer who Rides with Stephen King.
“Whats Christmas like at your house Maddie?” ‘Hmmnnn ….. Well
Christmas at my house… is, you know , the unusual Christmas tree…
The annual Christmas wreath is hanging at the door.
Elves in corners.
Bad little elves on meds with hangovers.
Always watching with Naughty ideas!
Playing games with Naughty Barbie and stealing cash!
Doing very bad things !
Ya know there is the unusual Christmas Card .
A strange creepy gift, at my house, no one knows whats in it!
and theres Santa in the dungeon being really dirty, look in his Lap!
‘Excuse me What did you just say to me Santa?’
‘Oooh I will Light your Ass up on fire with Christmas lights at My house Santa !’
You know mostly its Traditional, Where everyone Gives and no one, NO ONE, wants to Receive. Bwahahahahahaha . I’m teasing. Do come for Christmas. ; )
Welcome to My House !