Dirty Black Christmas

A short picture story Christmas greeting for fun inspired by a Bad ass Police officer who Rides with Stephen King.

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“Whats Christmas like at your house Maddie?”   ‘Hmmnnn  …..  Well

Christmas at my house… is,   you  know , the unusual Christmas tree…
 
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The annual Christmas wreath is hanging at the door.

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Elves in corners. 

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Bad  little elves  on meds with hangovers.
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Always watching with Naughty ideas!   
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Playing  games  with Naughty Barbie and  stealing cash! 
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Doing very bad things  !
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Ya know there is the unusual Christmas Card .
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A strange creepy gift, at my house,  no one knows whats in it!
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and  theres Santa  in the dungeon  being really  dirty,  look in his Lap!
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‘Excuse me  What did you just say to me Santa?’
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‘Oooh I will Light your Ass up on fire with Christmas lights at My house Santa !’
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You know mostly its  Traditional, Where everyone Gives and no one, NO ONE,   wants to Receive.   Bwahahahahahaha .   I’m teasing.    Do come for Christmas.    ; )     

 

Welcome to My House  !

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Dirty Black Christmas

  1. do you tag your work on here?
    in categories? if you tag it ‘creative writing, blog, writing, story blog – it gets it out there, and a few more folks stop by.

    sometimes even six or seven!

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